My mother told me the other day that her new friend is the same age as I am- in her mid-sixties. I was like, "Uh, Mom, I'm in my mid-fifties." "Oh right," she answered. "That's how old Debby is too."
Laura, please call her anything that gets you through a day that she invades. I've called her twat before. Bitch more often than that and Fucking Bitch even more often.
My mother told me the other day that her new friend is the same age as I am- in her mid-sixties. I was like, "Uh, Mom, I'm in my mid-fifties."
ReplyDelete"Oh right," she answered. "That's how old Debby is too."
Un uhhhh! Not me! I've been doing pole-to-poles. I will NOT have spare anything when I get there? Should we put a little wager on this, Propane?
ReplyDeletegive a big dramatic sigh and let it go-- and certainly don't go trying to change yourself for something she said.
ReplyDeleteDon't you just love those one liners.
ReplyDeleteThat's entirely too funny. Or not, probably, if you're you. Like many a bloggy friend says, if we weren't laughing, we'd be crying.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! that would be a powerful breakthrough in lesbian sex!!! you could make MILLIONS!!! !!! :)is it a girl or a boy?
ReplyDeleteYeah, Rocket, that's what I was thinking. I'm a dead broke lesbian who's definitely not getting the next son of God - so what are the chances?
ReplyDeleteyou mean, we really don't need men for anything at all?
ReplyDeleteand hey, i got all your bellies beat anyway.
maybe she's trying to get back at you for not using her lamps...
ReplyDeleteCan I call her a twat? please?
Laura, please call her anything that gets you through a day that she invades. I've called her twat before. Bitch more often than that and Fucking Bitch even more often.
ReplyDeleteAnd Fuck that Fucking LAMP!