Saturday, July 18, 2009

Damn it!

My mother asked me if I'm pregnant!

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  1. My mother told me the other day that her new friend is the same age as I am- in her mid-sixties. I was like, "Uh, Mom, I'm in my mid-fifties."
    "Oh right," she answered. "That's how old Debby is too."

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  2. 75 more days and we can have this conversation in person drunk off our asses. And then we can compare spare tires....LMAO

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  3. Un uhhhh! Not me! I've been doing pole-to-poles. I will NOT have spare anything when I get there? Should we put a little wager on this, Propane?

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  4. give a big dramatic sigh and let it go-- and certainly don't go trying to change yourself for something she said.

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  5. Don't you just love those one liners.

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  6. That's entirely too funny. Or not, probably, if you're you. Like many a bloggy friend says, if we weren't laughing, we'd be crying.

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  7. LMAO!!! that would be a powerful breakthrough in lesbian sex!!! you could make MILLIONS!!! !!! :)is it a girl or a boy?

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  8. Yeah, Rocket, that's what I was thinking. I'm a dead broke lesbian who's definitely not getting the next son of God - so what are the chances?

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  9. you mean, we really don't need men for anything at all?

    and hey, i got all your bellies beat anyway.

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  10. maybe she's trying to get back at you for not using her lamps...

    Can I call her a twat? please?

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  11. Laura, please call her anything that gets you through a day that she invades. I've called her twat before. Bitch more often than that and Fucking Bitch even more often.

    And Fuck that Fucking LAMP!

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