Saturday, July 11, 2009

Didn't I just do this?

But Hell, Everyone else is doing it . . .

1. What is your occupation right now? Mommy, Junk artist

2. What color are your socks right now? No socks. Ever. They make me sweat.

3. What are you listening to right now? Dawn is talking to me about the voicemails. Oh, no. She's talking about some guy at the post office that cracked up when she said, "Sweat keeps you cool."

4. What was the last thing that you ate? *Sigh* Pizza. 2 pieces. Now I have to walk again today.

5. Can you drive a stick shift? No. Shut up, Propane. The really bad thing about this is that we own one.

6. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Dawn

7. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Who sent this to me?

8. How old are you today? 30

9. What is your favorite sport to watch on TV? Football. Unless the Winter Olympics are on. Then I like to get drunk and yell at the Curlers.

10. What is your favorite drink? Chilly Cold Beer from someone else's cooler.

12. Favorite food? Warm tomatoes with homemade basil mayonnaise and salt and pepper. Yummy!

13. What is the last movie you watched? Little Miss Sunshine. Laughed my bootsie off!

14. Favorite day of the year? Christmas Eve

15. How do you vent anger? Bitch and Moan and Stomp Around saying obnoxious things like, "And, then . . .!"

16.. What was your favorite toy as a child? Barbies. Shut up. Everyone.

17. What is your favorite season? Spring

18. Cherries or Blueberries? Strawberries

19. Do you want your friends to e-mail you back? Duh.

20. Who is the most likely to respond? Who's left? Solo? Les? Do it!

21. Who is least likely to respond? Dawg, I agree.

22. Living arrangements? OK. Here we go. Dawn, 4 kids, 1 dog, 4 cats, 2 birds, 2 part-time mice, 2 part-time turtles, 1 part-time Mimi, 5 tanks worth of fish. Seamus is my favorite.

23. When was the last time you cried? About 20 minutes ago. Les is so sweet!

24. What is on the floor of your closet? My dresser. Our bedroom is little.

25. Who is the friend you have had the longest? Randi's sweet husband, Chetford Esquire.

26. What did you do last night? Went to an Art Festival and didn't sell a single thing. This economy sucks for anyone who makes anything less useful than toilet paper. I did drink a nice amount of cool crisp wine, though.

27. What are you most afraid of? Losing a child.

28. Plain, cheese, or spicy hamburgers? Can I have a grilled portobello instead?

29. Favorite dog breed? You know how I love my Gabby (Chow/Lab)! I do have a certain affinity for German Shorthairs, though.

30. Favorite day of the week? Sunday - it's family day.

31. How many states have you lived in? 3

32. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds. Unless you're offering, in which case, will you pay my mortgage instead?

33. What are your favorite flowers? Spider Lilies.



  1. #5 shut up Propane.

    #16 P.L.E.A.S.E. tell me you cut/blew them up like I did!!!! that is the only way out of not getting harrased forever!

    #21 dawg is gonna beat down some lesbians- but she needs a lil shit given.

    #22 seamus is who?

    #26 you had a bust art night also, welcome to the cool artist's club!!! just don't cut off your ear!

    #27 took my breath away... fingers/eyes crossed that never happens for you two.

    #32 here'fuckin'here!!!!

  2. You know, the really funny thing about this is we've talked entirely too much cuz you know EXACTLY what I'm going to laugh at.

  3. love these!
    i shall post soon :)

  4. Get ready to harrass me, Shane. I loved the Barbies. I had TONS. I also loved the Cabbage Patch Kids miniatures. I made them be the Barbies' Babies.

    Seamus is one of the goldfish. Baby Ray got him for his birthday. They match - both totally white except for their red heads.

    Propane, I miss you stalking us. How's Dance Fever? That's not what it's called, is it?

  5. crisp wine, barbies and being a're really coming out to us ya know..oh and another lilie lover!

  6. Ok, all of you fuckers are on my shit list now ......

    Becca - excellent flower choice :)

  7. I was a barbie lover too, no mockery here. And I loved cabbage patch dolls, but they were mostly the regular sized ones.

    I can't believe all of the living creatures you have in one house! I thought my place was overrun! I bet you could give me some lessons on space management, huh?

  8. Lemon, did I mention that there are only 2300 square feet and only 1600 of those are cooled and heated? I'm not a master of space management - I just long ago forfeited any expectation of private space for me or Dawn. We just happily occupy the smallest room in the house and watch everyone rush about around us. I'm sure there's a better way to orchestrate my house, but I honestly don't have the patience or really the inclination to figure it out. I'm just along for the ride until my kids get off and then I'll mourn the nausea.