Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Stop with the Memes! I mean, after you do mine, of course.


Sweet People Who Tag Me with Memes, please know that I love you and appreciate your interest in me. However, I have to say that I honestly don't give a rat's ass who your favorite movie star is. And what's more is that I don't believe that you actually care who my favorite movie star is.
I know I'm being blasphemous, but I'm sort of on a roll these days. (I recently made a fervent Baptist choke on her lifesaver when I said, "I hate the Reverand Lou Dobson.")


In pseudo-protest of the recent slew of memes, I have decided to post and challenge you chosen few to a real confessional.


Are you ready? (At Ole Miss, we responded, "Hell Yes! Damn Right! Hotty Toddy, Gosh Almighty! Who the Hell Are We? Hey! Flim Flam Bim Bam, Ole Miss, by Damn!) And I digress.


1) Why are you here, right now, at my site? And don't be cute. Tell the truth.


2) What is something that you left undone today? Why did you leave it, and what is the consequence?


3) If you saw a child about to lick a cut lemon, what would you do? Again, don't be cute.


4) Willie Nelson. Backwoods Redneck or God Among Men?


5) If I asked your Momma, "What is the greatest thing that you taught your child?" what would she say?


6) Recently, you saw something fabulous. What was it?


7) Have you ever "almost died"? If yes, how?


8) Halloween or the 4th of July?


9) Everyone has something memorized. What do you have memorized? Your PIN is not an acceptable answer.


10) If you had to be homeless in a U.S. city for one year, which city would you choose, and why?



I challenge these women to enter the confessional -

Lesbo

Dragon

Margo

Amy

Rocket

Kimber

Jude

Dawg

Solo


There are no rules.



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5 comments:

  1. no rules? hm...you contradict yourself, my dear. in your questions you said "don't be cute" and "tell the truth"..and you seemed pretty cut and dried about it.. just sayin. :) off to do my assignment...can't WAIT to see the others' answers! lol

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  2. I'm not tagged but I can't resist :-)

    1) Why are you here? Linked from other sites, and I have you bookmarked, only click you occasionally.

    2) What is something that you left undone today? Nothing left undone, but it's only 10:37 a.m.

    3) If you saw a child about to lick a cut lemon, what would you do? Let them -- I LOVE lemons as a fruit, even though they're sour, hell, BECAUSE they're sour!

    4) Willie Nelson. Backwoods Redneck or God Among Men? Neither - though I did go to a concert of his once about 24 years ago with a friend from university!

    5) If I asked your Momma, "What is the greatest thing that you taught your child?" what would she say? My Momma always said, when we were going to a friend's house to play or visit "Make yourself useful." And, I do - whether it's helping clear the table or wash dishes, or doing some chore that's in need of attention.

    6) Recently, you saw something fabulous. What was it? My partner's face next to me in bed this morning :)

    7) Have you ever "almost died"? No.

    8) Halloween or the 4th of July? HALLOWEEN!

    9) Everyone has something memorized. What do you have memorized? The poem Abou Ben Adam (spelling?)

    10) If you had to be homeless in a U.S. city for one year, which city would you choose, and why? Portland, Oregon - fairly temperate climate, great quirky friendly people and an attitude of acceptance!

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  3. Fine but only because I love you all ways and always - but you already know all the answers (I HATE these things!)

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  4. HA!
    1. Dot told me to come here.
    2. Spreadsheet. Hate them. Have to do it tomorrow.
    3. Is there something wrong with that?
    4. BR
    5. Manners
    6. Very large yellow butterfly.
    7. Yes
    8. 4th of July
    9. My way home.
    10. San Diego. warm and i know where they hang out.

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  5. 1) You found me, you stalker!!
    2) A new line budget is sitting on my desk, needing auditing, which means my ass is going in an hour early tomorrow.
    3) Hell yes and I'd video it!
    4) BR
    5) Money management
    6) A stuffed Cougar as a lawn ornament.
    7) Between the kidney stones, broken bones, and drunken debaucheries you'd think so, but no!
    8) Halloween
    9) Words to songs, entire movie dialogues, and my companies product line descriptions.
    10) LA, so I could stalk hot famous lesbians

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